i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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