Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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