with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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