you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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