Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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