this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
They are going to name an STD after you.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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