it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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