He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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