So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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