If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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