hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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