i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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