the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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