You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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