Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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