How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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