In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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