If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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