It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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