I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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