I am puke
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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