Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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