yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
ugly people sure do ruin things
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize