so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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