i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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