this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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