Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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