I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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