What a fucking waste of an outfit
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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