I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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