it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just cropdusted the office
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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