what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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