Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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