Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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