i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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