Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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