is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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