Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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