Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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