Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
