I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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