Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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