Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
