All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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