Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
he just fucked me for my cheese.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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