No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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