im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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