I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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