Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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