if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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