3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The air was thick with penises
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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