so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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