I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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