I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
