Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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